Young Woman Catches Fire!

Our hero John Villa (renowned chef Dominic Resaurant - not really) was outside his office building several months ago and heroically extinguished a young woman whose blouse went suddenly up in flames. She recently contacted me to tell me that she has made a complete recovery and wanted me to let John know that she is ready, willing, and able to render his reward. When asked what the reward would be exactly, she sent me this picture and said, "Use your imagination!!".

After lifting myself off the floor and dusting off I hurried to share this with everyone.