Nina's imminent departure

April 15th - Nina "The Swede's" last day riding our putrid excuse for a commuter railroad is rapidly approaching. The current plan is for festivities at some drinking establishment in Hoboken (the front runner is Bar None on the corner of Washington and Newark St.).

The Swede has blessed us all with her busty, blonde Scandinavian presence for quite some time now and despite being one of the few female members of the crew has dealt with the frequently ribald nature of the average evening conversation with remarkable grace. That being said here are a few things we know about her:

• She's Swedish
  
  
• She gets giddy from eating too many orange tic tacs
  
  
• She enjoys Warren's company (why we have no idea)
  
  
• She's married to some guy named Urbanski?
  
  
• She's married to some guy named (whoops)
  
  
• She's got some hot looking friends and some .... well you get the idea
  
  
• She has a weakness for the Swedish chocolate bars you buy at Ikea
  
  
• Certain male passengers are mysteriously absent whenever she is not around
  
  

While we could sit here and make up more things about her, that doesn't seem nearly as much fun as speculating about the depths of Warren's despair at her departure. Oh well, I gotta get back to work but stay tuned for more speculation about Warren's reaction to the Swede's departure