Sleeping on train contributes to rampant obscenity

So here's how it works: when you fall asleep on the train (and you're of the female persuasion - lets face it the only thing obscene about guys sleeping on the train is the drool and the snoring) we are unable to control ourselves and consequently our heads are filled with "unclean" thoughts that border on the obscene. Therefore using the Fox News causality calculator "Sleeping Females = Obscenity" - simple huh?