Bill Resurfaces

So I've just received word from a well-placed source that ex-5:18'er Bill left his position as a high powered legal administrative assistant to form his own company.

The new company whose name I have not been able to uncover is apparently in the business of producing toilet products for the S&M crowd. Their first announced product is at left and promises to put a joyfully painful end to hemmoroids and to provide hours of pleasure to S&M inclined cold-sufferers who have run out of Kleenex. The 5:18 crew wishes Bill the best of luck in his new endeavor.